Infatuation Stories

******(for the ravers, with love and giggles . . .)******Shit shit shit shit shit!!!No, nothing’s wrong! Christ, why would anythingBe wrong? No, I’m happy! Don’t you see,Happy is being like“Shit shit shit shit!”All the time.You know, I bet if Hello Kitty were a dog and she could talk, she’d go“Shit shit shit shit!!!”All the time, cause she’d be soHappy Like, all the time. Like“Woof woof, shit shit!! Happy happy Hello Kitt...

I’m not an adventurous person. Not by nature, anyway. It takes quite a bit of motivation to get me to explore outside my comfort zone. I suppose that’s what made Halloween so special. I could dress up and disguise my identity. Even act completely unlike myself and not worry. At the office where I work, there was a lot of discussion revolving around various parties. The buzz was all about who was going where and for some,...

Melissa and I were seniors in high school. We had a history class together and she sat across and one chair up from me. She was incredibly beautiful and had the greatest looking legs. She knew it too and always wore short skirts. I was good at history and she was not, so she asked me if I would help her study for a test. I almost fell over myself agreeing to help her. We met in the library and I was all business. She trie...