Roll For Initiative
A rookie gamer challenges her DM with breathtaking results
“SUCK MY BALLS, ASSHOLE!” With one last excited pump of her arms, Kris opened her hand and let loose. The die rattled across the narrow table, wobbled to a stop and rolled upright. Eleven. “Congratulations on your basic adequacy,” murmured Otis Chen beside her. “Shut the fuck up, Otis, you’re dead. Dead people can’t talk.” The combat session had gotten her blood pumping, and she wasn’t going to let her luckless cohort dra...