Dirty jokes Stories

"Yeah, Joe! Fuck my pizza hole!" Those words are coming from the mouth - the pizza hole, that is - of a guy who helped take my high school's football team to the state quarterfinals a few years ago. Kurt and I were not in the same social circle in high school, but now he is kneeling on the floor of my friend Matt's garage while I thrust my manhood in his mouth. Meanwhile, Matt has hopped up onto a workbench, in turn feedi...

My wife was excited about her family reunion. Particularly because her twin had been in Europe for the past two years and this was the first time they would see each other. The day was fun and ended too quickly. That night she came to bed with an odd smirk on her face. I knew something was up. She excused herself to freshen up and left, turning out the lights. A few minutes later the door opened and I was joined by a warm...

Chapter 3: Family Planning the Perfect Wives Having completed in-processing at the quarantine facility, the three men were provided their new cell phones with an hour of preloaded time, to contact their immediate family to let them know that they arrived safely and that they would receive their briefings on what the next steps will be and where they will be living. Braedon and Damian both got a vast number of questions fr...