Saran wrap mummification Stories

Some Druidic Discordians enter a community garden with a low budget camera crew, a burqabi priestess, and a body swaddled in saran wrap in a wheel barrow. It sounds like the start of a really bad horror movie, a too-esoteric-for-mundanes-joke, or the plot of a cheesy porn flick. Well, I hate to break it to you, it's none of the above. I know, you had your hopes up for that last one, didn’t you? Well, you can keep your han...