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Marshall's Story Pt. 1

The Post-Apocalyptic Trans Slut that leads the Alien Revolution

Being an escort in this day and age is hard work. It’s even harder when a meteor hits the planet and takes out most of the fuckable population. But what is a slut to do? You make yourself sexy and sell that ass, cos what else is there to do? Clean up the...

12 Legs Beneath The Sheets - Ch.1

Samuel The Spider awakes in a curious hovel.

Samuel yawned wide and stretched each of his eight legs. His eyes began to adjust to the dark of the hovel he’d wandered into the night previous before promptly falling into a slumber. Or at least, he believed it a hovel. In the dim light of night, a warm...

The return of Death

Guess who's back/ Back again/ Bill is back/ Tell a friend

The portal made a hell of a racket as it opened and he stepped through. He immediately stuck his bony hand down into the pocket of his coat and pulled up his cigarette pack and like so many times before stuck the cigarette between his teeth and lit it in...

Big Dick's Trucking Service, Inc: Part 2

Keith meets the guys and begins his new career.

I felt my right nut slip from Stella's lips as she released it and moved to the left, suctioning that one in for the same tongue bath she’d just completed on the right one. Her hand continued to slide up and down my hard shaft, stroking my full length wit...