Speeding car Stories

A police patrol car pulled over the driver of a Ford for speeding. "Good afternoon, Sir. Do you know why I stopped you?" said the officer. "Yes, officer, I know I was speeding, but it is a matter of life or death. I must get home as quickly as possible." "Oh, really? And may I enquire as to why, Sir?" The driver mopped his brow and sighed. "A naked woman is waiting for me there." "I don't see how that is a matter of life...