An A to Zee of Poetry
Perverted poets, lascivious laureates, seedy sonneteers
Welcome to my A to Zee, A sinning tale of poetry. These poets and these poetesses Revealed in all their sex excesses. So now you know, let us begin To wallow in their endless sin, Rakes and harlots, the odd tart. Enough, it's time, let's make a start. Arnold, Matthew was a cunt A self-indulgent, obnoxious runt Who'd rim your arse for twenty pee Bollock laps thrown in for free. Browning, Liz enjoyed the pole P...