Food fucking Stories

And so, here we are on Planet Earth, one of the most beautiful and fascinating ecosystems in the Universe. I have been visiting this place for over a hundred years now, and it never ceases to amaze me. The ingenuity of nature on this Planet, the extraordinary lengths to which its inhabitants go to ensure their survival, makes this place one of the greatest natural spectacles anywhere. I personally know of no pleasure deep...

Chapter Ten: Cum in Perspective Harriet arrived home lovingly clutching her carton of Marlboro “red” 100s close to her chest. “Oh Hattie,” exclaimed her mother as Harriet walked through the front door, “come and say hello to Mr and Mrs Jones – you remember, from the Highgate BDSM Club?” Mr and Mrs Jones were among the Danes family’s closest friends, and frequently dropped by for a fuck – though that never stopped Geneviev...

Chapter Four: “Smoking Tobacco May Be Beneficial For Your Health” “Oh sweetcunt! Are you going to smoke and jerk off for us?” Genevieve’s face lit up with maternal delight. Her question was not unreasonable, as Harriet had appeared at the breakfast table this Saturday morning, still in her nightie (translucent pink, clit-themed) brandishing her packet of cigarettes, a box of matches, and her favourite pink dildo. “Won’t t...