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Sandra47

Limericking

Evening encounter

There once was a FriskyFlower. He has a specific power. He shows me his meat. It feels oh so sweet, And he makes me scream for hours. This Flower was quite a surprise, When he held my smoldering eyes. He’d lift up my feet And bite on my seat. So cruel, that the time always flies. FriskyFlower was so adept. My flower would always accept. That lick felt so good, He sucked that hot hood. The bite on my clit… I just leapt! Th...

cuntlapperpmv

The Perv Next Door

A girl without curtains meetcute with the curious boy next door.

Samantha was eighteen and cute And she liked to dance round In the nude. With no curtains at all On her bedroom, She saw The boy next door spying — So rude! The next day On the school bus, Lee laughed When Sam sat next to him And played mad — She didn't give him away, But his red face sure did say How they felt when her hand Grabbed his pants. Now the boy next door sneaks in at night And if her folks are gone, stays as he...

JamesLlewellyn

The Fool

“So the farmer’s kid comes running back home from Maisy’s Whore House, waving the duck his dad had given him to pay for his shot. His father asks him, ‘So, how’d you get on with Maisy, son?’ “And the boy starts shaking the duck by the neck and shouting, ‘I got a fuck for a duck, a Duck for a Fuck, ten bucks for ducking a fuck, AND I’VE STILL GOT THE FUCKIN’ DUCK!’” Everyone burst out laughing, some bending double and hold...

meredith

The Girl I Married?

A new twist to an old limerick

A vacation I needed with some restTo ocean I went, stayed at the bestThe air was cleanPretty girls I've seenThey all have such pretty nice chests. I then met a lovely local lassBig old titties and cute lil assIt didn’t need saidWe quickly were abedWe fucked till morning did pass. I screwed her in my hotel roomAt night by the light of the moonI ate her pussyShe cried, Oh goodyI hoped I hadn't come too soon. The next days a...

BIC

X is for Xenia

Xenia: in ancient lore, the ancient Greek custom of hospitality, including the giving of presents

A buxom maiden of nineteen years was Xenia Xerxes Whose step-dad told her, his guests she must please. Xenia most happily obeyed As her body she displayed Naked for all newcomers to see, squeeze and seize. Now, her step-dad, Pimpopulous, owned an inn Where many travelers from afar would drop in To enjoy their host’s treats Like his step-daughter’s teats As their bawdy Bacchanalian bash would begin. For Xenia was obedient...