Starving artist Stories

“What position can I do you in?” I always start with that question. “Doggie,” the cute-as-button couple spits out in unison. Big surprise. It's the thirty-fourth doggie-style drawing I’ve done today, and it's only 10:30 am. I mean, it's the state fair, animals everywhere, so I guess it's to be expected. She giggles while he paws her, waiting for me to finish. I draw them from the side, like they all want, to see a big dic...