Tricked And Treat?
The sweetness of a pumpkin can sometimes be sour.
Our first date at a Halloween party was cunningly weird; her costume was deceptively weirder: all black except for a faded printed pumpkin around her tights. “What am I?” Not to be corny but I couldn't hold my smutty mind. “Are you a Jack-O-Lantern?” Her smile suggestively lewd, she blazingly demanded, “Would you light me up?” Few minutes later, carving my way into her, she lusciously ordered, “Give me your milk, make me...