Mad Stories

A woman is jilted on a date She looks very frustrated Her date is very lateShe looks aggravated I look over at her and smileI send her over a drinkI'm hoping to talk to her a whileShe's in a pretty dress that's pink I walk over and ask if I may sitI tell her my nameShe has amazing titsShe tells me her name is Lorraine We drink and I ask her to danceWe move to the dance floorShe's up for a bit of romanceHer date has not co...

Time heals all wounds they say,Sometimes, when I get hurt I cry every day. Sometimes, lovers can say things that are so absurd,Leaving you frustrated and angered by their words. You feel like a dagger is put right through your heart,Because these words, are tearing you completely apart. Nothing they can say will make it go away,They realize what they said and then they give you a bouquet. But sometimes, beautiful flowers...