The Pump
The spirit is willing. The flesh needs a boost.
"Res firma mitescere nescit" "Once you've got it up, keep it up." For Michael, at seventy-five years old, it was easier said than done. That's where the "Wankerator 6000" came in. When the plain wrapped package arrived on his doorstep, Michael couldn't wait to take it out for a test drive. Wiping it down with a damp cloth and adding a fresh set of AA batteries, Michael admired the sleek design and realistically colored pi...