Sexy innuendo Stories

"That sounds like my Saturday nights, these days," Kelly said, rolling her eyes. Sam was leaving the curio shop when he heard the comment, and upon seeing the metal sign's 'two-stroke, self-mixing' message and the stranger's expression, he couldn't help but laugh. Although Kelly had planned to go home, she took the opportunity to see if she had found someone who shared her sense of humour and invited Sam to join her for c...

Halloween night. MILF next door Trick-or-Treating with her kids. Kids distracted playing with dog. I'm distracted by mom. Costume some sort of "Strawberry girl" theme. Sundress with strawberries, hint of panty outline, red heels, pig tales, rosy cheeks. "Who are you tonight?" "Your strawberry girl!" Did she say your? Cock stiffens, outline clearly visible in my shorts. "Well, you look like a yummy strawberry!" "Strawberri...

"Innuendoitis," the specialist told Kyrie with a sympathetic look she could not see behind his mask and protective hood. "Christmas is going to come soon. You're telling me I must sit alone and hope for a stroke of luck?" Kyrie said with a frown underneath her own protective face covering. The specialist informed Kyrie her condition was rare, and a cure was a long way off. He told her he knew of only one other confirmed c...

She stood over me after entering the subway car, her eyes asking me to remove my items from the seat beside me before she sat down. The reflection of her lips in her compact mirror caught my eyes. They pursed as she brought the candy red lipstick to them. The blood rushed in my veins below as the glossy red coating reflected the light. Two lips parted enticingly, eliciting vivid images in my mind. They formed an "O" as he...

Chapter 4 - A Whole Lotta Spankin’ Goin’ On Part 12 – Another Dental Appointment Morning came, and we enjoyed getting ready for work, moving around each other with much kissing and exploring fingers, though we knew we couldn’t take it too far or we’d both be late for work. As I was to leave first, Susan followed me to the door in a revealing bra and panties, making it difficult to leave. After a loving kiss, I said, “It w...