The most amorous epicurean pleasure, Up to which none others can measure, Is that rarest meat treat by far. I mean, of course, pussy tartar. It’s a sexual gastronomic treasure. This girly gastronomic delight Is delicious when it’s served right. The meat should be pink, not red, Served up lustily on a 'let us' bed. It’s inviting, so please take a bite. The pussy is appealing, in my opinion, When its skin is plucked free of...

A buxom maiden of nineteen years was Xenia Xerxes Whose step-dad told her, his guests she must please. Xenia most happily obeyed As her body she displayed Naked for all newcomers to see, squeeze and seize. Now, her step-dad, Pimpopulous, owned an inn Where many travelers from afar would drop in To enjoy their host’s treats Like his step-daughter’s teats As their bawdy Bacchanalian bash would begin. For Xenia was obedient...

Donna and the Fish ‘It’s all a matter of juxtaposition.’ Donna looked exquisite. It was another exhibition at her gallery and she was wearing a beautiful pair of black, high cut trousers supported by red braces over a white shirt beneath which was a white, silk camisole. When earlier I had commented how beautiful she looked, she said, ‘I have to conceal my nipples, College. If exposed they would cause a public nuisance, p...

The Lady of Shallot Like an onion, you'd have me peel Knowing full well how I'd feel. Swooning, my head it would reel As naughty glances you would steal. Layer after layer must fall off Until at last all clothes I doff. But for you is that enough? What more is there left to slough? I'd stand naked from toes to chin Before you, Sir, in my bare skin. With my legs spread, my lips grin While you admire what lies within. But t...

Donna and the Work of Art Donna’s new job led to a number of good things. The gallery in which she worked was nearer to my home than her own and so she was inclined more often to stay over with me. She’d stay a night or two and leave her laundry for me to do. I didn’t mind. I really enjoyed her company, her mind and her body. Another benefit was that she took me occasionally to exhibitions at the gallery where I met the o...

You might find it easier to follow this series if you start at the first and read them in order. I hope you enjoy Donna, pointed to an article in another edition of the same red-top she had shown me in the pub on the day our friendship changed course so delightfully. ‘It says here, College, that the people of the west have a genetic propensity to eat fatty food and drink alcohol, whereas your Asian does not.’ As she said...

I first posted a series of tales about Donna on a blog called the Girls’ Coffee Shop. I have made them a little more suited to a site of this type. I hope you will see the jokes although I know most are peculiarly British in style. If you need any explanations, do please ask. I first met Donna one evening in my local pub. A colleague of mine, Nellie, serves behind the bar and you will learn a lot more about her as time pa...

The following poems were all written for, and published in, the Versus Verses thread on the Poets Corner of the forums. They are hopefully light and mildy humourous affairs. I hope you enjoy.Cum Girl xxxVaginal Crossfire When You have the fortunate opportunity to nail more than one snatch at a time but you don’t know where to start.Example: John was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonigh...

Hello my dearIt's been a while Why don’t you make yourself comfortable, sit back, relax. Are you comfortable honey?... Mmm, good, that’s good. Why don’t you take those off for me?  That’s it, you can put them beside you on the chair. Now why don’t you open up for me? Wider... A little more, mmm yes, just like that. Nice, good girl. Now hold it there. Let me just... slide this in... hmm Not too big is it honey? Still comfo...

(c) 2001 Charmbrights. All rights reserved.The author has asserted the moral rights under sections 77 and 78 of the Copyright Designs and Patents Act 1988.Carol and JeremyComing away from the ante-natal clinic after a check-up four weeks before her second baby was due, Carol looked down, a little wistfully, as she eased her bulk into the car.'Will I ever see my feet again?' she wondered.'Nonsense,' she chided herself, 'A...

Chapter the FirstIn which businesses prosper, families meet and a marriage is arranged, but no improprieties occur.It was a large house, set in a small park, but it could never look like a house of the gentility. It shouted aloud to anyone of sensibility, in this year of our Lord eighteen-fifty, that this was the home of a tradesman. A very rich tradesman, it must be admitted, but not a gentleman, be he titled or not.In t...

We'd not seen a summer like this one in a long time, 2 solid months of record breaking temperatures and no relief in sight. My man off on business, I had just finished some tuneup work on my bike, and was relaxing on the deck with a cold drink when I heard the whine of the string trimmer join the constant buzz of summer cicadas. Looking left, I was presently surprised by the sight of a rather appealing looking DoT summer...

"If this ain't Nowheresville you can sure see it from here," growled Billy "The Kid" Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam from its radiator. "Well, I need to powder my nose, Billy," whined Enola Gay Makepiece as she cleaned under her fingernails with her switchblade. "You wouldn't want me to powder my nose all over your fancy leather upholstery...

I had a girlfriend who told me she's gay,My first reaction was to say "No way."I gave this situation some heavy thought,It seemed so against everything I was taught,I told her she just had to go,Who it was I didn't want to know,I told her she could do what she like,I didn't want to meet this other dyke,Then in a while instead of being furious,I found myself becoming a bit curious,What she told me nearly put me in shock,Sh...