Millie's Odyssey
A saucy Burns Night treat
Millie travelled to Scotland’s fair land,To find and fulfil a plan extravagantly grand.She wanted a Scot, tall, sexy and strapping,To sate a secret desire for some sexy unwrapping. So, she scoured the land of thistle and heather,Diligently hunting, whatever the weather.Hunting her prey in the deepest glen,And seeking her desires upon the tallest ben. Eventually her eyes feasted on a handsome Jock,Comely enough to make her...