If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now.You all do know this thong. I rememberThe first time ever Sarah put it on;'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent,That day she came over the Nervii.Look! in this place ran Cassius' finger through;See what a rent the lascivious Casca made;Through this the well-beloved Brutus fuck'd.And as he pluck'd his throbbing cock away,Mark how the juice of Sarah follow'd it,As rushing out of...

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives!What light through yonder beaver breaks?It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun.I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs asI removed my source of Grecian power,As if King Midas dared to touch the clouds,Upon thy body fell a golden shower.I thought how black a night and blueA load.Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once moreOr close up the pussy with our...

With sincere apologies to Dr. Seuss and all his fans, I would like to present this, a parody or spoof if you will, on “Green Eggs and Ham” That Pretty Lass!That Pretty Lass!I do not likethat Pretty Lass. Do you like mypussy and ass? I do not like them,Pretty Lass.I do not like yourpussy and ass. Would you like themHere or there? I would not like themhere or there. I would not like themanywhere.I do not like yourpussy and...

In the town of Badonkadonk there lived a man called Chuck Johnson. Chuck was just an average guy. He was twenty one years old and still lived with his parents. He had an older brother, Lance, who’d recently come out as gay and he wasn’t sure how he felt about that. He also believed he lived in the most boring place on Earth. But Chuck and the rest of the inhabitants of Badonkadonk were about to become embroiled in one of...

Johnny N. Cestorama woke up one morning in his bedroom to the sound of his mother yelling at him from downstairs to come down and eat breakfast. Johnny yawned, and then got out of bed to put his clothes on. As he was doing so, he admired himself in the mirror for a moment. He was the perfect stud, with muscles all over his body and the most handsome face imaginable. People always told him that he was like Brad Pitt if Bra...

(Real) Author’s Note: This is not a parody of incest stories in general or the concept in general, and there are several incest stories that are quite good. It is only a parody of poorly written incest stories, of which there are quite a few. -------------------------------------- Johnny N. Cestorama woke up one morning in his bedroom to the sound of his mother yelling at him from downstairs to come down and eat breakfast...

Allen had just gotten home. He went to the kitchen, sat his items he had just bought down on the counter, and went to get something to drink. Just then, his sister got home, went to the kitchen and sat her purchase down next to Allen’s. She brushed past him to the fridge. “Hey, bro. Went shopping today? What’d you get?” she asked. Allen almost spat out his juice as she asked. “Oh, *cough, cough* n-nothing, sis!” He rushed...

Lisbeth Salamander never paid porn site subscriptions. That was one of the fringe benefits of being a professional computer hacker. She hacked into the billing company's computers and signed herself up using the names and identities of government ministers or members of the clergy. Lisbeth had a boyfriend, a young investigative journalist named Michael Plumfist, but she was one horny goth. Being fucked twice a night just...

"If this ain't Nowheresville you can sure see it from here," growled Billy "The Kid" Kincaid as he pulled up to the only truckstop in Monkey Spank, New Mexico, his fire-engine red hotrod spewing steam from its radiator. "Well, I need to powder my nose, Billy," whined Enola Gay Makepiece as she cleaned under her fingernails with her switchblade. "You wouldn't want me to powder my nose all over your fancy leather upholstery...