Black humor Stories

“Now, what’s a sexy man like you doing in a boring place like this?” Adam stared at the direct message as he sat at his dining room table. The annual earnings report was always so terribly boring, and being forced to sit through it with the camera turned on had made it even worse. The jarring message had awoken him from his slack-jawed haze. There were so many people it was difficult to locate R.Fletcher. He typed back, “...

The blood called out to me. Two foolish youths made the mistake of trespassing on my hunting grounds. No doubt hoping for a private Valentine's Day amorous retreat to the woods. I could hear their laughter and plans before they parked, then as they walked to their ultimate destination. Soon, just like so many others, their blood would coat my knives. Then, steam will rise from their lifeless corpses, their souls leaving t...