Going Out? Not So Fast!
Sylvia prepares her husband Rio for a night out with the boys.
“Honey,” Rio said, “would you mind if I went out for a couple drinks with the guys?” His wife Sylvia was sitting on the couch, absentmindedly scrolling through Facebook. “Of course not, sweetie,” she said, without even looking up from her phone. Rio smiled in relief and quickly grabbed his coat before she could change her mind. He was halfway to the door when he heard Sylvia say, “Not so fast, sweetie.” Rio sighed in resi...