Sauna Stories

As told to her husband Eric and me by Tori “Looks like you worked out extra hard today,” observes the woman who always seems to be at the gym at the same time as Tori. She's standing a few feet down the row of lockers, getting dressed after showering. “Uhh ... yeah, I’m working through some things,” stammers Tori, still half-absorbed in the thoughts occupying her. “Kinda looked like it,” says the other woman as she picks...

“Looking good, Joe!” Amy taunts from the porch, almost startling me off the ladder. Is it the Christmas lights I’m stringing up that she’s admiring? Or - yikes - my boner? I've been absentmindedly humming “Stacy’s Mom" by Fountains of Wayne, changing it to "Amy's Mom" in my head. I was so lost in erotic thoughts of Amy’s mom as I worked that I didn't notice Amy herself watching me. And my boner. Amy's boyfriend pulls into...

===================== Christmas Eve, 4:30 am Within a minute of starting my drive to the airport, I realize something is wrong. And I don’t mean with my family, whom I am about to visit for Christmas. Not that there isn't plenty wrong there. But the more immediate problem is that my car has a flat tire. I pull off somewhere safe to change the tire. In the dark. I keep a headlamp in the car, but as my luck would have it, t...

"Hey, can you come over here tonight? I'll have some cold beers ready." Upon returning to my dorm room after a long run, I find this message from my friend Keith. With nothing better to do, it seems like a good plan for the evening. My last real contact with Keith was three months ago when I stayed at his family’s ski cabin for New Year's. And by contact, I mean that he and I traded blowjobs in the sauna - during which hi...

"So you’re experimenting?” Kate demanded. “Testing the waters?" Then she smirked. "Tasting the fluids?" Kate had caught me and Keith, her longtime boyfriend, giving each other blowjobs in the sauna. We were in big trouble. It was New Year’s Eve. My college friends Keith and Kate had invited a number of people to his family’s ski cabin in the woods. Besides Keith, there was his effervescent girlfriend Kate; Jon and Pam, an...