If I Were A Boy
If I Were A Boy, the things I would do to my best friend...
"Oh, c'mon. Even I have bigger balls than him!" "Wow, Lauren, since when do you have balls? You'd think I would've known about them by now." "Fuck off, you know what I mean. Besides, if I did have balls, you'd be all over them like the NYPD on a bomb threat." "Girl, you know it!" Becca giggled. Lauren and Rebecca were best friends since middle school when Rebecca moved from the Bible Belt to Manhattan. Becca's father was...