The College Nerd
A masterclass in irony, as the college nerd becomes the college stud…
Japhta was the college nerd. He was lanky and slightly skanky. Although Japhta did not pong too severely, it was clear that deodorant and showering did not form part of daily routine, and most girls were put off by him. This fact never concerned him because Japhta had always preferred boys. His clothing always looked well used, presumably between infrequent washing, and the odd tear, smear, or stain, did not seem to worry...