Somebody told me a joke once. ’What’s the sickest thing in the world? Grandma kisses you and its tongues.’ I had been staying at Grandpa’s place, off and on, for a while since graduating in Environmental Studies. Grandma had died many years many years back, and apart from his housekeeper, her husband and the estate manager, I was the only person he saw on a regular basis. Grandpa was very caustic about my degree, and abou...

Chapter Sixteen – Barrack Room BettysThe voyage back to Portsmouth was via Fremantle Western Australia, Colombo Sri Lanka, with a final fuelling stop at Gibraltar. It was uneventful until the last night at sea. Barrack Room Bettys had been filled to capacity every night as the ports on the return voyage were not particularly conducive to the sort of carousing that the sailors liked to get up to.The girls of BRB literally...

Shawn came home for a short leave right after basic. He was awaiting deployment to the Mid-East and Jeri was determined to make love to him while he was home. Her eighteenth birthday had come and gone almost three months ago She was so very sure that she was in love with her Shawn and she was determined to have his love in the physical realm as well as the spiritual. As she waited on his arrival at LAX, she recalled their...

“Where are we going?” Holly failed to hide the concern in her voice. Daphne jerked her by the arm away from their dorm and toward the darkness of the sports fields.  Daphne snickered. “Alpa’s in your room and Valerie’s in mine.” I think there’s a spot down by the bleachers we can have some privacy. She was right. A gentle twilight breeze and rippling waves were there only company as the pair slipped into the dark.  Holly...

"I don't care if there's a fucking flying saucer from Mars down there; I just want some sleep," Candi replied and Millie giggled as the Skyliner made its approach into Changi airport, Singapore.The flight deck crew and the first-class hostesses were rushed through customs and immigration and bussed away to a five-star hotel on Scotts Street close to Orchard Road in the affluent area of Singapore City. The rest of the flig...

Chapter Nine -- Come Fly With MeCandi breezed through the remainder of the course; her five years experience as head waiter at one of London's leading restaurants gave her a distinct advantage over the others when it came to providing personal in-flight passenger service.Candi was so good at it that the instructors used her as an exemplar for the other students. In the mockup of the First Class section of the plane she de...

Chapter Eight -- Caputo KaputCandi was heartbroken. She lay in bed Saturday morning and refused to answer phone calls from Michelle or John despite their insistent calling. She eventually left the receiver off the hook.She didn't get up until after twelve noon and when she saw herself in the mirror she cringed."Fuck them! Looking good is probably the best revenge!"Candi painstakingly applied makeup and slipped into the sa...

Chapter Seven -- Pool Party Panic"You are more likely to die crossing the street than in an airline accident," Marjorie Deakin said.As usual, she was dressed in her navy blue stewardesses uniform, legs clad in sheer black stockings and her feet shod in four-inch black patent leather high heels; her blonde hair and heavy makeup."But we take safety seriously here at Goldwing and today we will be teaching you how to operate...

Chapter Six - The Stew Zoo"Welcome to the Stew Zoo," said Marjorie Deakin.She was dressed in a navy blue stewardesses uniform. Her form-fitting jacket had silver piping along the lapels and cuffs and a pair of silver wings clipped to her right breast. Her legs were clad in sheer black stockings and her feet shod in four-inch black patent leather high heels. Her hair was blonde, but dark roots were visible and she wore hea...

Chapter Five - Cruella DeVilleThe slim genteel lady was dressed in a navy blue stewardesses uniform. Her form-fitting jacket had gold piping along the lapels and cuffs and a pair of gold wings clipped to her right breast. Her shapely legs were clad in gossamer black stockings and her feet shod in four-inch black patent leather high heels. She had perfectly coiffed black, shoulder-length hair. Her face was too angular to b...

“Mmm…” Mallory stiffened her body as she ground up against Carmen, trying her best to brace her friend’s thrusts on all-fours. Her naked body remained wrapped in her blanket. Only her dripping backside exposed to Carmen’s throbbing assault. The burnt orange sunrise bled through the window and warmed Mallory’s brow. Moreover, feeling Carmen’s strong hands clutching her waist made her heart fluttered. Sun on my face, futa c...

"You're married aren't you?" The clerk asked as she took my money."Why would you ask that?""Evading the question, yep married and for quite a while." She said it with such a smile that I couldn't help but respond."Yes, as a matter of fact I am." Well I know I wasn’t married anymore, but it was still so recent that I still felt married!She grinned like a little schoolgirl. "I knew it! And from the stuff you're buying, I be...

Chapter Four - Tony Takes An Interest  Candi remained under John Benstead's desk, in the chair well, hiding from Tony Carlotta.Tony had John in a friendly bear hug."Fuck me Johnny boy it smells like a brothel in here. I can smell perfume. You been fucking puttas in here or something?" Tony joked."So anyway, have you got those pension cheques? I got a couple of my street guys ready to cash them; we split the dough and they...

Mallory couldn’t believe her ears. She paced in a tight circle like a caged tigress, her mind spinning. Their conversation, Holly’s request for a date with Daphne grew quiet. Mallory inched closer to hear precious tidbits of sound. No such luck. Holly turned to leave with such speed at which she came.  Mallory holstered her tremblings hands to her sides as she posted herself back at the same vending machine. “So what was...