At C.V. Corps, we believe that participating in sports builds teamwork and Esprit de Corps. We proudly sponsor many teams in softball and 3v3 basketball intramural sports. However, due to popular demand, we've recently begun supporting a lesser-known sport. Harness Racing. I hadn't known so many would volunteer to participate! It has quickly become our most popular and attended sport. Indeed, we've had to build a larger s...

We at C.V. Corps believe in going that extra mile to help co-workers. I learned that a contractor had balked at adding a few small re-visions, such as more soundproofing material, that Mistress Beatrix wanted added to our dungeon... I mean our sub-sub-sub-basement. Mistress Beatrix was sad. Hearing of the difficulty, I immediately set aside my heavy workload and threw myself whole-heartedly into resolving the problem. I i...

Once before time, an up-and-coming creator faced the committee as he defended his thesis, Inventing Humans, Just for the Fuck of It. One observant committee member questioned the motivation this new species would have to breed and multiply. "Mr. God, you state in section four that these new humans will reproduce by having the male plant his seed inside the female through a process of insemination involving their similar,...

Letter # 2 Robert Baleful - Admissions Officer North Dakota State College 2560 Weston Street Cando, ND Re: Application of Jennifer Wakowski Dear Mr. Baleful: I am a math teacher and coach of the boys' track team at Everheart Community College and I write this letter of recommendation in support of Jennifer Wakowski's application to be admitted to the social services degree program at North Dakota State. Jennifer has been...

I have this bed that I must describe for you. It's not a simple metal frame with an attached head and footboard that I see often. It's also not a mattress and box spring on the floor like my college days. No this is a Bed, with a capital 'B'. First, it's old. It's over 300 years old and it's been in my family the whole time. My Mom is an antique nut. For years she and Dad ran their own antique store, so she knows her stuf...

Manager Arby's Restaurant 2398 N. Myrtle Street Everheart, ND   Dear Arby's: My name is Amanda Featherbottom and I am writing to complain about what is going on at your Arby's restaurant located at 2398 N. Myrtle Street here in Everheart, North Dakota There are these two boys who come to your restaurant every day between 2:30 and 2:45 in the afternoon after they get off work at the chicken processing plant. One is named J...

Pog, aka my cousin Tanya, with her big round glasses, and driftwood brown hair that was starting to gray even though she was barely breaking into her twenties,  opened my room door,  and came in without knocking or warning and closed the door behind her,  stared at my confused ass sitting at my desk in front of my computer and said,  “I need some dick” I had *just* came to a lovely bit of porn.  So my eyes went wide and I...

We jogged down the street, already late and more than a little tipsy. Not the greatest first impression but I was grinning just the same.  I missed this. Hopping bars until the early hours, just drinking and laughing the night away without worrying about what tomorrow will bring. Time wasted with friends is time well wasted after all. Dave and I hadn’t been out like this since...well probably since before he got married....

Have some mercy on a guy.  I mean, it's bad enough you have those big tits, but where did you find that t-shirt, in the box with your old junior high stuff? Half your tits are popping out of the scoop neck, I can see your big dark areola and stiff nipples through the thin, faded yellow fabric, and it barely comes down to your belly button. That is not what you wear when you work out – you wear your sports bra. You need to...