Better with age
Are you horny, Mr. Hardy?
My day started out like any other. I got up, took a shower and made some breakfast. As I sat in my robe in the kitchen eating my bagel and drinking my coffee, I couldn't help but notice Mr. Hardy sitting out on his porch drinking his coffee and reading his newspaper. He was an older gentleman, fifty two to be exact, but his looks had not faded. His wife had passed a few years back, she had some form of cancer. As I sat th...