I had never been publicly humiliated by a girl until I met Rachel. And that night changed my life forever. When I was fresh out of college, I waited tables for a couple of years at a swanky central London club called Enricos. The place attracted some high-rollers, a few gangsters and a lot of very beautiful girls. It was a regular club with dancing, live DJs and on some nights a band. But once a month they ran an XXX nigh...

Hey. You. Yes, you with your hand on your pecker, with your pecker in your hand. Let me do that for you. Why? Really? Why not? See, that’s where you went wrong. You went with the dry rub when what you need is a little sauce. I just use a little spit, like so. See how much better it feels already? Of course, it’s not just the spit, is it? My hand is smaller, softer – surer. I know your dick better than you do. Uh! Shush! I...

It was already dusk. Deep darkness enveloped everything around. The blissful silence was broken only by the sounds of the nocturnal animals, which only now were waking up to life. There was a specific smell of trees in the air. Despite the late hour, the forest did not seem scary, on the contrary, it gave the impression of a peaceful oasis open to visitors of all kinds. However, in one place it was evident that time did n...

Schrödinger's Twat We stand in the garden. I have got through half the bourbon, and I am smoking the rest of the third joint. My underneath is cool and still damp from its extreme treatment, followed by a soothing immersion in the bidet. From time to time, Mutant John will lift my skirt to accelerate the drying process. He will invariably touch me ‘by accident.’ Neither of us will mention this. Instead, we discuss literat...

It was Christmas day a few years ago, and as usual, I was home alone. I don't celebrate the holiday and my housemate Lucy, a nurse, was picking up some well-paid overtime at work. It was mid-afternoon and I was on my third or fourth beer, lying on the couch watching TV and playing on my phone. The TV show was some average American sitcom about young single people, and of course, sex was mentioned a lot. I had been single...

The next morning Hailey was sitting at the kitchen table in her underwear when Brian came out of his room for breakfast. He paused and looked at her from the doorway. "Not quite as skimpy as what you were wearing yesterday," he observed, "But still mighty fine." "You approve then," Hailey asked, pushing her chair back and dropping her arms to her side. "Yeah... I mean what man wouldn't." Hailey was in full tease mode. She...

This summer was extremely hot. It hadn't rained for at least two weeks, even a single cloud in the sky was an exceptional phenomenon. People rescued themselves with cold drinks, fans running at full speed, or simply spending long hours in the swimming pool, whether private or public. Air conditioning in the home or workplace was a blessing. However, there was a group of people who tried to make the most of this time, ofte...

I texted Jack that I was on the plane, squeezed between a young man on the aisle and a woman about my age who was sighing out the window. “They changed my seat. I’m in the last row.” “I changed it. I expect pictures.” The captain’s voice told the attendants to prepare for departure. “Don't make me do this.” “I don't make you do anything. I love you.” I loved him too. He never, ever made me do anything but I always did wha...