The Lascivious Liaisons Of Lydia
There's something about a Redcoat...
“Oh Papa,” wailed Lydia, “Why will you not allow me to attend the reception tonight to welcome the regiment to Meryton? Charlotte says that all the officers have been invited, and that afterwards there will be dancing!” Mr Bennet lowered his newspaper and looked sternly at his daughter. “Because, Lydia, last time you consorted with those officers, you returned with your dress covered in distasteful stains, and no undergar...