‘Tis a Pirate’s Life for Me
Why are pirates called pirates? They just arrrrrrr! (Well, it says one liner)
Ah’d love t' be a pirate bold,Me cutlass in me ‘and.In thigh-‘igh boots an’ big black ‘at,Upon the deck Ah’d stand. Ah’d ‘ave a crew of lusty girls,All topless, fierce an’ tann’d.Wi’ naked breasts an’ nipples ‘ard,We wouldn’t ‘alf look grand. Our ship, she would be fast an’ neat,We’d name ‘er “ 'Orny Sue”,An’ when men saw ‘er comin’They’d flee: an’ so would you. ‘Er sails, they would be black as pitch,‘Er cannons, true an...