I hated to admit it, but I was tired. Although I considered myself to be in fairly good health, breeding every single night has tested my physical limits. The day after talking with Aubriana, I returned to the pond and floated around for quite some time. The little fishes, or whatever they were, didn’t nibble on me this time. However, I still wondered what they were. Before getting into the water, I’d placed my clothes on...

It was close to sunset when Kitsune arrived. I sat outside waiting for her, listening to the birds singing, enjoying my new surroundings. I saw movement near a clump of trees, and I wasn't sure what it was until I saw her head look around one large oak. She caught me looking and then popped back behind it. She did that several times, then sensing no danger, she cautiously walked out in full view. Kitsune walked towards me...

I was waiting in my hut, which was all nice and clean. The sun was shining through the treetops when my next guest arrived. She was as stunning as Chepi and quite the opposite in her features. Kiera was dark-skinned, with hair as black as coal and matching eyes that seemed to sparkle. Kiera was somewhat taller than Chepi, and her full round breasts were perhaps double the size of sweet Chepi's. She wasn't as cautious as C...

I was sitting in a tavern 'sobbing into my mead' as the saying goes. I had been the King's favorite huntsman until a fortnight ago. That's when I met the fairy Queen, Aubriana and after that encounter, I couldn't kill anything. No matter how stealthy I was, no matter how much I blended into the forest, that bitch, Aubriana made good on her promise. She put a hex on me that only the fauna could see. They avoided me like th...

"Hi Dave." Charmaine was on the phone. "Hey, you," I said, intrigued already. "Is something going on in Fairy Land again?" "Yes, there is." She didn't hold back anymore. I'd done several 'jobs' for her over there already. "Do you know Rapunzel?" I thought hard. Rapunzel. Girl with long hair, locked up in a tower by some witch. That was as far as my memory went. Charmaine told me that was enough. "The thing is, the prince...

There's nothing like a good run in or near the forest. In the forest, it's best. Lots of trees and plants, lots of oxygen, and that gets everything going so much better. You should try it if you have the opportunity. Even if you're not much of a runner. * Being the lucky one to have a forest near, I went out there to run quite often. The weather had to be piss-poor if it stopped me from feeding my addiction. Yes, you can...

It takes a lot to surprise me, but having a six-foot-tall leprechaun dressed in a green baseball hat, green running shoes, green sweatpants, and a white Notre Dame sweatshirt ring my doorbell did it. He didn’t look like a leprechaun, but I knew that’s what he was. I’d recognize Danny Boy anywhere. Especially since the stylized, fists-up little man on the Notre Dame sweatshirt wasn’t the true Notre Dame logo. Instead, it w...

Dear Prudence, I don’t usually write to advice columnists– actually I don’t even usually read your column– but I don’t know where else to turn. And it’s not just because the problem is sexual... well, it’s not really sexual... but it’s partly sexual. I guess you could call it sexual, but it’s mostly weird. I am writing to you for advice because I have a very weird sexual problem... but not in the kinky sex weird sort of w...