Yesterday I had met our new neighbors for the first time. As they were moving in, I had walked out and introduced myself. There were three people standing on the sidewalk, who I presumed were the new owners. The man was directing the movers as to which room to place the offloaded items. A woman and a teenage girl were watching and looked totally bored with the proceedings. Sauntering over to the trio, I introduced myself....

She was a dancer. He loved dancing. He loved watching it. He loved doing it. He saw her, for the first time, at a restaurant. He had gone there to eat a meal and there she was, performing. At the sight of her, he was unable to eat his meal. All he could do was watch her. The stage was tiny, but she did not need much space to move. She could have danced her whole set in three square feet. That was how tight her moves were....

Light forced itself behind my eyelids as I woke up with a groan. My head ached and my mouth tasted as if it was a stale ashtray. Reaching out to my side, I found the bed was empty. Vague memories of a floozy blond I had picked up in a bar came back to me. I swung my legs out of bed and went to splash water on my face. The image that stared back at me from the mirror looked like hell. “Well, another day in paradise,” I tho...

My father recently married another woman. He met this one on a flight he was on. She was the airline stewardess. He told me, he fell madly in love with her and knew he had to make her his wife. He had to work quickly to put a diamond on her finger. He wined and dined her for about a month and popped the question. She, of course, accepted. He took her on a whirlwind honeymoon to Hawaii for two weeks. They recently came bac...

A woman is jilted on a date She looks very frustrated Her date is very lateShe looks aggravated I look over at her and smileI send her over a drinkI'm hoping to talk to her a whileShe's in a pretty dress that's pink I walk over and ask if I may sitI tell her my nameShe has amazing titsShe tells me her name is Lorraine We drink and I ask her to danceWe move to the dance floorShe's up for a bit of romanceHer date has not co...

A bachelorette party is tonightWe're taking out our friend SandyWe're keeping her up past midnightGetting her drunk on booze and brandy First we took her out to dinnerFor lobster and some steakWe're off to a club call "Sinner"She loved her strawberry shortcake We're going to see that guy LanceDo you know who I'm talking aboutLance is a stripper who loves to danceIt will be a total blowout He's a stripper by choiceWait til...

Seven o’clock, the black numbers showed clearly against the silver LED background. Tanner noted the time with a sense of detachment, not concerned or hurried, but with an awareness that his guest would soon arrive. A geisha, Tanner thought while gazing out through the expanse of windows in his penthouse apartment.Tanner rolled the word through his mind again, sampling its meaning as if he could taste its implications. Wou...

It was time for Lexus to move to the satellite stage and do a song there. She felt bad about leaving her customer and was a little worried the next girl might shift his attentions, but as she climbed up on stage and began to dance (topless again with only her g-string), she saw that her customer had moved once again and followed her to the satellite stage! She was really happy about that and she made sure she thanked him...

The next day shortly after James left for work, Donna called up Lisa. "Lisa, Rachael called me about the job and I went to see her. I got the job and the boss gave me a $250 advance to get some dancing outfits. Want to go shopping?" she asked excitedly. "Hell yeah! I'll be over in about twenty minutes!" Lisa yelled, and hung up the phone. "Good, that will give me time to do a couple things here," Donna said to herself. Sh...