Playing with Dolls
Masturbation and Imagination go together like a horse and carriage.
Do you play with dolls? I do. You want to see an example? Here, look, read, listen. Just visualize silly me in my upstairs bedroom playing with myself. And don’t worry, everything is legal, I’m sixteen years old playing with my dolls and my imagination and my body, heh-heh. Here I go, talking to my dolls, my girls. How many times do I have to tell you, call me officer, not guard. Now, wash the fucking floor before I sell...