Fucked By An Angel
A woman is saved by her guardian angel, and so, naturally, they fuck in the air.
There’s nothing better than an ice-cold mug of good beer, except maybe a pitcher and a full pretzel bowl. Here’s my story, and I don’t give a flying fuck if you believe me or not. An angel fucked me, and I fucked him right back. You might-a seen us going at it if you looked up, ‘cause sometimes we were a-swoopin’ pretty close to the ground. No, Dan didn’t see nothing. He was in the house watching porn. I told him to be a...