Holy Harlequin Hallowed Be Thy Debauchery
Hail Mary mother of madness; blessed are the buffoons who baptize themselves in your juices
Kneeling in the silence of the cathedral, the nun was praying in her pew. “E Nomine Patri, et fili---” “Yawwwwwn,” crooned a loud dramatic, silence-disturbing voice. The nun clenched her teeth and prayed louder. “Our father, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy …” “Penis, the holy staff I honor, for all my days and long wet nights, I swear to always swallow--” The nun whipped her rosary around toward the voice. “Shut. Up,”...