The Almost-True and Slightly-Embellished Adventures of Captain Handsome and Mrs. Peach
In which Mrs. Peach encourages his return home...She knew he would publish it on an adult website. She was excited. It was one of several adventures she and Captain Handsome were having. Mrs Peach re-read the email she was sending: "Oh my stars, Captain Handsome! I love you! "I can hardly wait for you t...