An Early Bird
When he goes to buy an ugly couch from his ex-girlfriend's hot, busty mother, their negotiations take a decidedly naughty turn.
Scrolling and looking for cheap furniture for his new apartment on marketplace wasn’t going particularly well. He didn’t have a lot to spend, his place was practically empty, and people seemed to have a ridiculously high opinion of stuff they were trying to get rid of. Then an image of a gaudy, zebra-striped couch came up. It looked to be in good shape, and the asking price was only $80 – negotiable. What’s more, Jacob re...