Have Fun, Punkin Butt
My husband, the exhibitionist by proxy... Lucky for him, I love it!
I laughed when I opened the box. “A pumpkin butt plug?” “You needed some new jewelry for the party.” “Oh, I see! Me in my short little French maid outfit, dancing, playing pool..." "Don't forget, playing Twister." "Right - and no panties allowed, I’ll bet.” He frowned. “No, that would take all the fun out of it!” “Of course. And you’re wearing?” “A giant hard-on, no doubt.” I smiled. “And your ‘Scream’ mask… Wear your thi...