Think About It
A series of strange communications has Jade thinking progressively sluttier thoughts each day.
The call didn’t sound like a robocall. There was no slight pause after answering, and the silly, giggly, oh-so-pink voice on the other end sounded like an actual person. But Jade figured that a robocall was exactly what it was, and it wasn’t a funny one. No real person actually sounded so brainless and ditzy. And no real person would call and ask such a stupid thing. “If you’d like to, um, hear a fact about tits, push one...