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Panting on Saturday

A morning I lived up to the title of bitch.

My tongue felt swollen and dry as a bone. I probably could have slept longer had that sensation not banged loudly against my mind to address. Not a preferred way to wake up. Groaning internally as my sweat coated covers clung to me I adjusted so I could r...

Luna Meets A Bounty Hunter

Stereotypical unpleasant encounters aren't always unpleasant in real life

The harsh chords of Motorhead’s Ace of Spades pierced the air as the lone occupant of the house sang along. A hard knocking somehow made it through Lemmy’s gravelly vocals and brought a halt to the single woman concert that had taken over the living room....

Luna Meets A Lascivious Loiterer

Don't write checks that your ass can't cash...

“Well fuck you then! Ugly bitch!” Alan sat in his black pick-up and released a billow of cigarette smoke. Another advance. Another rejection. Another dose of bitterness. “When you’re sixty, you’ll be begging for this attention!” He drew in another cloud,...

Border Control

Be aware of what you declare.

Now what? First things first, I fished my bra through the arm of my tee. I don’t need one anyway, mostly, and I do my best thinking when I can get rid of it. I tossed it over my shoulder like a wedding bouquet and spun to see where it landed, which was ne...

Throbbing Of Sherwood

Sir Robin gets more than he bargains when he buries his treasure deep inside the forest.

I was in town when I happened to bump into Kim a girl from school. I didn’t really know her that well, despite us both being in the same form class for the final two terms. She was a nice enough girl, quite attractive. But to be honest, I thought she was...

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11.55pm New Year’s Eve

If you want something badly enough...

The clock says midnight will be here soon, Almost time for the ladies to swoon.  Everyone’s eyes subtly scanning the room, Seeking the one they wish to kiss soon.    I see you standing on the far side, You caught me gazing at you doe-eyed,  I’ve only got...

Perfect 10

Screaming fans and an enormous cock...

It was the size of her arm. The head bigger than her fist. It was an immense cock and she must have it inside her. The man lay on his back in the center of the gymnastics mat. His identity didn't matter. Maybe she recognized him, maybe she didn't. All tha...

Miss Sergeant and the Tiny Private

Welcome to Boot Camp, Private! .. Little Private! (SPH, Humor)

"Attention!" A strong, woman's voice boomed loudly down the corridor of the bunks, promptly followed by a hustle of feet that lasted only about one second flat as men lined up at the foot of their beds, standing at attention as requested. The Sergeant soo...

My height

My height

I am not sure at allIf I like not being tallI must say it has itsWay of getting in the way I can't reach thingsAnd alone too my dismayI can't look you in the eyeI have to stand on my toes To even kiss youSo please don't make fun of meBecause I'm only four...