Homeboy, You Never Shut Up
A woman decides to make a boring date worth her while.
His thick lips flapped, and his smile sparkled, but her poker face waned. Chances of this first date escalating to a relationship were none to don’t even think about it. Fuck a relationship, though. It was time to get off. “Yes, very interesting,” she lied. “Getting a little tired. Take me home?” He sulked but complied. She suggested they talk in the backseat first before moving off. After more incessant yapping, she grab...