Measurements: 36-25-35.Sign: Capricorn.Hometown: Firmdotter, NBTurn-ons: Long walks on the beach at sunset. Poetry. Expensive gifts.Turn-offs: Cooking. Housework. Men that don't put the seat d— "Dave!" Karen shouted indignantly. When a girl catches you in her father's office with your feet propped up on her father's desk and reading her father's magazine with its center foldout deployed, recovery with decorum is difficult...

The need for release was everything. Fifteen miles Jed Martin had driven from the venue, longing through each one to pull over and jack off. Desire didn’t reside in his hard cock alone, it raged in his blood – the tension knotting his muscles and stretching his tendons taut. When he reached his apartment - the one where Patricia no longer resided - that impulse drove him up the stairs to the bathroom. No fucking around. T...

Luke “A twelve-week placement starting twentieth June, finishing on ninth September. You have to register at the halls, at the Laurea University of Applied Sciences in Espoo, Finland over the weekend before. “Espoo, Finland?” Tina asked. “Finland? You got it? Fucking nice one, man!” “Sweetie?” “Yeah, thanks, I suppose, Rob. Just feels like some fucker is laughing at me. “Tina, this is the prime placement for any students...

It was as if we were in a B-movie rom-com. I had been on vacation for a couple of weeks, and when I came back to work that Monday morning, there were at least ten new employees that had started in my absence. This wasn’t a surprise, as the company that I work for is expanding, and they were building out and outfitting new workstations (“cubicles” in layman’s terms) before I left. It just so happened that the regional mana...

I’m still unpacking when there’s a soft tap at my door. The girl who introduces herself as Gretchen, my Residential Advisor, has blonde ringlets, pale blue eyes, and a willowy frame that accentuates coltish legs that go on forever.  Even in her Pine Creek Academy polo shirt and plaid skirt, Gretchen is achingly beautiful. We’re both new post-grad students, which gives me hope I may get to know her better.  Much better. Bu...

I felt like I was back in high school. It all started when I decided to start bringing my lunch to work, rather than go out to eat every day. It was part of a health kick combined with an austerity program; my stomach was getting fatter and my wallet was getting thinner as I tended to frequent restaurants that featured all of the wrong foods at rather ridiculous prices. The personal results were astounding. As people star...

Junior year I transferred to Pine Creek Academy, a private school where the tuition was more than the average annual income back home. PCA was known for its gothic architecture, serious academics, and liberal outlook. Anyone 16 years old with an honors grade-point-average, for example, was eligible for the mixed-sex dormitory known on campus as Chastity Hall. I was still unpacking when there was a soft tap at my door. The...

San Diego "Hello?" Jack answered his phone without checking who it was. "Monsieur Jacques, bonjour!" Jack furrowed his brow, lowered his phone and took a quick look at the area code. 702... Las Vegas. Bridgette, he realized. "Jacques? Have I reached monsieur Jacques?" Bridgette asked in a ridiculously over-the-top French accent. Jack laughed and asked, "What's with the accent, Mignonette?" "Does it sound good? I've been p...