Yet Another Night In Cancun
Escorting a lady to her room at the resort.
"Hi." "Hi." "Listen, I'd like to have a wake-up call in Bungalow 7-D for 6 AM, please." "I'd love to wake you up at 6 AM, but unfortunately, I'm not one of the hostesses." "O, I'm sorry. You were sitting at the table and I just assumed that you...." "No, no don't apologize. Actually, I'm very complimented. I think that those girls are some of the most beautiful that I've ever seen. I'm flattered that you mistook me for on...